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Wednesday, February 11th, 2004
5:34 pm - damn the luck =\
okay so i'm sitting up here at school (AGAIN) and i realize i get all the way up here with out my computer disk. how lame is that. so i thought i'd update this and just stay late tommorrow to finish all this bullshit. ugh how annoying.

so anyways, its really hard to write in here when i'm not sure if anyone even reads this anymore. its like talking to people that arent even there, ya know? SEE!! Okay, i'm thinking to far into this and going to end up scaring myself.

i started my new job today. the managers a prick. oh well. supposedly he's gonna get transferred. hopefully. well i'm going home now. bye :]

<3
mandaa

current mood: irritated

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Tuesday, February 10th, 2004
1:47 pm - ew
so i found my journal once again. I'm sitting here in computer class bored like a mofo and i thought i'd write.

sooo wanna hear my big news? i'm engaged now. weddings on september 18. its crazy. moved out of my psycho dads house and have been spending every moment possible "altered" if you catch my drift.

does anyone read this anymore? hm. probably gave up.

<3
mandaaa

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Saturday, May 24th, 2003
1:03 pm - beep
wow. i had forgotten about this until someone commented on it. heh. anyone ever look at this anymore? alis? crys? anyone? hehe.

<33
mandaaaaa

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Friday, August 23rd, 2002
4:47 pm - *giggle*
it's amazing how meeting a new guy can make yu act all goofy. i think jordan's definitely a possibility now. he's a sweet heart! :] Hiiii jordan if your reading this<333

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Tuesday, August 20th, 2002
9:13 pm - i'm probably gonna get bitched at for posting this...
this is between me and the infamous "alex<3"

angelicmandie: hi
darg00nsw0rd: hi
angelicmandie: wussa?
darg00nsw0rd: not much
angelicmandie: what cha been up to?
darg00nsw0rd: working out
angelicmandie: fun stuff
darg00nsw0rd: w/e
angelicmandie: whats wrong with you?
darg00nsw0rd: nothing it that i read what u but on ur buddy list the other day
darg00nsw0rd: and how single u r
angelicmandie: my buddylist?
angelicmandie: well in my mind i am...cause you havent done any of the things you said you would and i dont think its fair i was the only one trying to keep us going
angelicmandie: it takes 2 for a relationship to work
darg00nsw0rd: so w/e then later i knew thisa waznt going to work out so w/e
angelicmandie: then why'd you get into it?
angelicmandie: are you gonna ignore me or do you just not have an answer?
darg00nsw0rd: i just think we just stay friend and not wish that been so far apart
angelicmandie: kay
darg00nsw0rd: well w./e later
angelicmandie: whoa so "let's stay friends, but bye"
angelicmandie: cute
darg00nsw0rd: nope i am going to be back
darg00nsw0rd: i am doing something to my new computer
angelicmandie: kay
darg00nsw0rd signed off at 9:10:48 PM.


To me, I think it all ended before it started, and it has just escaladed. Plus he's been working out and i'm sure developing a nice physique...spending quite a bit of time at the beach. i honestly think he has wandering eyes and attention. which...he's 20 so yea it's gonna happen. the test is whether we can really be friends or not.

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Friday, August 9th, 2002
8:55 pm - borrowed this from drea...

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3:42 pm - names have been changed...but if anyone reads this...what do you think?
A Single Tear


As his fist rammed into her cheek, Lynn Marie was thrown backwards into the wall. She crumpled down to the floor and began crying. It hadn’t always been like this. Lately though, it seemed as if everything she did angered Derek. He would fly into a fit of rage at the smallest incident. It scared her, but after dating him for three years she felt as if she couldn’t very well just tell him goodbye. He was a part of her and she couldn’t imagine being without him.

Derek’s eyes were what had caught her attention three years before. They had met at a showcase of local groups where Derek’s band was playing in. The entire time he was beating the drums his eyes were locked with hers. After his band had finished their set, and putting away the equipment, he went to the table Lynn Marie was sitting at and introduced himself. He had deep blue eyes with speckles of yellow, bleach blonde hair, he was tall, and had a strong build. As she wrote down her number for him before leaving, she twirled her long hair nervously around her finger.

“Your worthless! I don’t know why I’ve spent three years with you,” screamed Derek.
“I’m sorry! Please don’t be mad at me,” Lynn Marie sobbed.
“Your such a waste of time. You deserve nothing. I hate you and I could never love you,” continued Derek’s harsh words.

Lynn Marie pulled her knees up to her chin and cried. The abuse had become often and extreme. She had no one to talk to about her situation because she had pushed out all of her friends. They had all vanished one by one from her life as she continuously chose Derek over them. As she sat against the wall crying, Derek looked at her.

“Please don’t cry. I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean it. You just make me mad sometimes. If you weren’t so rude, careless, and belligerent, I wouldn’t have to hit you,” Derek told her calmly.

Lynn Marie peered into his blue eyes. After apologizing to him, she pulled herself up from the floor. He hugged her, then told her to go in the bathroom and wash her face. After she had finished, they got in his car and went to the park to meet his friends. His cousin and room mate, Jeremy, and his best friend since elementary school, Mikey, to play a little bit of Frisbee. Jeremy said hello to Derek and then turned to Lynn Marie.

“Whoa! What happened to your cheek babe?” he asked her.
“Oh, um… I got in a fight today at school,” she responded.
“Are you sure? It looks like you got hit pretty hard. I’m surprised there aren’t any scratch marks,” said Jeremy.
“Oh, that’s because it was a clean fight. It happened really quick,” said Lynn Marie looking down at the ground. She had been to everyone for so long that it had become second nature. She didn’t think of herself as abused because she was sure Derek loved her. You don’t hit people you love. The occurrences of him hitting her had become more frequent and more brutal. Lynn Marie sat under a tree and watched the guys throw the Frisbee.

She began to think and remembered one afternoon three weeks before very vividly. She had forgotten to call Derek one day after she had come home from shopping with her mother. Her mom had dropped her off and then gone to meet her dad for a business dinner. While she was in her room hanging up her new clothes, Derek lingered in.

“Hi sweetheart! You scared me. I didn’t hear you come in,” said Lynn Marie.
“Why didn’t you call me when you got home?” asked Derek.
“Oh man. I am so sorry. I completely forgot. My mom and I have been out shopping all day. I got some really cute new…”

Derek didn’t give her the chance to finish and grabbed her by the arm and threw her up against the wall. Lynn Marie winced and groaned in pain. Derek punched her in the stomach and then stood over her as she crumpled down to the floor. As she sat hunched over, Derek tried kicking her in the stomach. He kicked to high though and ended up kicking her in the mouth, and busted her lip open. Her lip began to bleed profusely. Finally Derek backed off. She vaguely remembered him helping her to the bathroom and cleaning up her lip for her. He stood apologizing over and over, but Lynn Marie shook with complete and total fear.

Another time he had put her in ICU. Derek’s friend Ben was throwing a party at his new house he had just bought and their friend Charlie was spinning on his turn tables. Lynn Marie had been dancing with Mikey while Derek downed shot after shot. Derek looked up and saw Lynn Marie and Mikey’s bodies grinding together and his anger over took him, especially in his drunken state. He grabbed her arm and began pulling her towards the basement. Derek shoved her. Lynn Marie flew down the flight of stairs and landed at the bottom with a thud. She woke up in ICU with two broken ribs, a bruised pelvis, and a black eye that was swollen shut. She remembered a social worker came in to talk to her. Apparently some of their friends questioned Derek’s story of her falling down the stairs. Once again, Lynn Marie found herself lying to cover for Derek.

When she was hit in the head with the Frisbee, she shook her head and blinked her eyes trying to forget about all the pain Derek had caused her. Lynn Marie tossed the Frisbee back to Derek after it fell to the ground next to her. Her cheek was throbbing and she could feel tears welling up in her eyes. She knew she needed out of her relationship with him but she was afraid and insecure. She couldn’t take the abuse anymore. She was lonely without any friends of her own. She made the decision inside herself to end things with him as soon as possible.

That night while sitting on Derek’s couch, Lynn Marie watched Derek’s gaze wander from each of Jeremy’s female friends that were over there. He appeared to be more interested in all of them instead of her. She had almost gotten use to the situation. Lynn Marie’s cousin Josh was waiting outside the apartment in his car for her. All she had to do was tell Derek she wanted everything to end.

“Derek, I wanted to talk to you tonight for a reason. I love you with all my heart, but I honestly can’t do this anymore. I can’t take you screaming at me and hitting me. It is ridiculous that I have tolerated it for this long,” Lynn Marie said with a shaky voice.
“You want to break up?” he asked looking her in the eyes with a bit of hesitation.
“Yea. It’s just not going to continue. I deserve better then you can ever or will ever give to me,” was all Lynn Marie could say, not meeting his gaze.
“Baby we can work this out. I’m sorry. I promise you I will stop. Please don’t do this,” he begged.

With that said, Lynn Marie kissed his cheek and walked out of his apartment. As she climbed into Josh’s car, a single tear rolled down her cheek. She knew it would be weird to start over, but she felt like she had had 100 pounds lifted off her shoulders. For the first time in three years, she knew she had done the right thing for herself.

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Monday, July 29th, 2002
3:20 pm - been a while :]
well...i moved back to texas. woot woot~!@ i'm glad to be back. it's great seeing my old friends again. i dont have much to write about. i just thought i'd put something in there. i wonder if any of you still read my journal. hehe. whatever. bye
<33manda

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Thursday, April 4th, 2002
1:06 am - i thought i'd never understand... then today happened...
all this time i've never understood how someone could ever want to kill themselves. i always thought there were other ways and they were just overly dramatic. then today occurred. and now it's all crystal clear to me. i really think i understand those feelings of hopelesness, despair, loneliness and emptiness..

lets start this way. i found out tonight brian died. i just found that out maybe 2 hours ago? i thought i could never feel as big of a loss as i did the night tish died...then god kicked me in the ass and proved me wrong. for those who don't know who tish and brian are/were...i'll fill you in. tish was my best friend since i was 18 months old. I did EVERYTHING with her. we were sisters. she was my world. my best friend. my other half. then she was shot. she died in my arms. brian was her bf of 4 years. we had known him since like 6th grade i think. he was my other best friend. he knew everything about me. we did so much together when we were younger. he and i kept each other going when tish died. i thought he was going to die. those 2 people meant so much to me. brian hung himself. from the chin up bar in his closet. left a note that said he couldn't take being alone. he thought no one understood him anymore. i understood him. i love brian. and i'll miss him so much.

earlier today i was looking for a box of my stuff i never unpacked. i got the wrong box. the one i grabbed was full of things from mine and derek's relationship.

derek: i dated him for over 3 years. he was my first boyfriend and first love. he abused me, cheated on me, was thrown in jail for statuetory rape, and killed himself in july in jail.

anyways, so this box was full of pictures, concert stubs, movie tickets, sentimental stuff like that that meant something to me...and a shirt of his i still have. just out of curiosity i smelled the shirt and surprisingly it very faintly smelled of him still...or maybe i imagined it. so for some crazy reason i picked up my phone and called his house. don't ask why...i'm not sure. i really don't know. his cousin jeremy (who he was close too and i was also close to at one point) picked up the phone. he was amazed i was calling. and so was i...i still cant believe i called that number. of ALL the people to call..i called derek's house. jeremy still hates me. still says it is my fault derek killed himself. derek's mother still says its my fault. how big of a slap in the face is that?? that was round two of god kicking me in he ass today.

round three... i like someone. i think he's pretty aware of it. you know what he tells me earlier? he's hooking up with another girl. i'm suppose to be happy for him. explain to me how i'm suppose to be happy for him when i feel like i just fell down and had the wind knocked out of me?

round four...i still HATE florida. and i mean i HATE it. i want to go home. i miss my friends. i miss my old school. i miss everything. even the rich snobs if you can believe that. seriously, i miss ann....those of you who know me and the situation with her...know thats pretty homesick. i think florida is hell on earth. honestly. i'm not sure what i did to deserve this torture. but whatever it was, well haha to me because god won and i lost.

to some of you...this may all seem stupid and you wont understand. if thats the case then maybe we arent that good of friends. to the rest of you...thank you for being there. i appreciate it. especially you john...who's sitting here talking to me at 2 in the morning trying to make me feel better when we both know he'd probably prefer being asleep. he's the kind of friend i'm glad i have. i love you john<3

another big problem i'm having right now is the whole situation with jen. i know some of you know because i talk to you about it a lot. i feel really abandoned and left out by her. i understand she cares a lot about her bf chip...but is it really supose to come between her friendship with me? i hate not having time for just me and her to chill and talk together. he's always there. he's a nice guy and i'm glad she's so happy...but i really miss hanging out with her. i hope you read this jen and maybe something will change. I hope so atleast...

also, like i said earlier this is MY journal. i post honest feelings. this is how i feel. if you dont like it...TOO DAMN BAD. dont read this anymore if you dont like what i've said. also, dont call me bitching about one thing or another that you read in here. this is where i vent. this is where i can get everything off my chest....that is why i even made my journal. for those of you who dont appreciate my feelings...i'm sorry but i don't care. i'm not trying to be rude, but lately i've had a bunch of people complaining to me about what i've written in here. this is just the truth as to how i feel. i'm not sugar coating it. i don't feel any need to. i don't think anyone could explain AND convince me to say this all nicely and not so bluntly. your welcome to try though!

i'm gonna go now. i need to talk to kristen. i think she is the only one who will understand at this point. she's the only one who knows me deep enough inside to even gather partial understanding as to what is going on in my head. goodnight guys.

love,
mandie

current mood: crushed

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Wednesday, April 3rd, 2002
11:27 pm - for those who are curious..
some of you always ask me why i hate it here so much and why i don't wanna be here. i guess this kinda explains it. maybe some of you will appreciate it and maybe some of you wont. i don't care anymore. this is MY journal. and i'm gonna write what I feel like. if you dont like it. DONT FUCKIN READ IT. kay? that doesn't mean call em and give me shit either. if you do. i'll click and you wont talk to me again. werd?


defc0n69: so what do u want
angelicmandie: i really dont know anymore
defc0n69: aww y
defc0n69: i know exacly how u feel
angelicmandie: i'm confused about a lot of things right now
defc0n69: i feel the same way often especially when this girl was well never mind her ok just i know
defc0n69: how u feel
defc0n69: if u need ne thing let me know
defc0n69: i feel like that a lot now
angelicmandie: you cant understand
defc0n69: yes i can try me
defc0n69: i swear i go through a lot and i dunt talk to ne 1 bout it it stays in me
defc0n69: i understand
defc0n69: im still hurt from things
angelicmandie: in a nutshell
angelicmandie: i think i'm in love wit carlos even though we broke up awhile ago
angelicmandie: and i need to tell him
angelicmandie: but i dont know if i should
angelicmandie: and even if i thought i should
angelicmandie: i dont know how
angelicmandie: i cant even talk to a guy
angelicmandie: i think about him
angelicmandie: i kiss a guy
angelicmandie: i think of him
angelicmandie: i smell a guys cologne i think of him
angelicmandie: he's in my head, my dreams, everything
defc0n69: omg
angelicmandie: i think about him the most at night...and then i can smell him, feel him, and the way he touched me and how i got tingles all through my body when he touched me...everything. i wish he could just wrap his arms around me again and hold me. it always made me feel so safe..
defc0n69: r u for real
defc0n69: maybe uve been round him to long
defc0n69: he fucked u over
angelicmandie: i cry for him all the time
defc0n69: though
defc0n69: thats the decision u need to make
defc0n69: aww im sowwie
defc0n69: id be there for u but u know the situation

peace
-mandie

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7:09 pm - hehe watch out now!
And Your Flirt Score Is

Flamboyantly Flirtatious! (10 16 points)

Like the supersexy Marilyn Monroe or outrageously bubbly Drew Barrymore, you are a master at flirtation! You know all the buttons to push, when to push them, and how long to hold them down! When you are in a room it is practically a guarantee that every pair of male eyes is focused on you and the women are having trouble looking away, as well. Call it magnetism, call it skill, call it what you like it's impressive.

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5:01 pm - lol...
for those of you i've been drunk with you know this is true of me!


What kind of drunk are you?

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4:54 pm - god i'm bored. i found this though :]
I&apos;m a Savvy Spender. What are you? Click to find out!

Savvy Spender!

You always know when you can and can't blow all of your money. You're great at both saving and spending, balancing it out for a perfect shopping style!
Take the quiz here!

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4:48 pm - hehe just like buffy
well i stole this from buffy who took it from one of her friends soo...

click to take it!

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4:29 pm - you know what i hate?
i hate when people say they'll call you back and then don't. really makes me mad. *coughPAULcough*

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12:51 am - hm..
well,
i lied. i'm not going to post in here about carlos. some people read this that i dont want knowing about the whole thing so i'm going to leave it out. if you really wanna know, call me and either i will tell you or i wont. i just dont wanna start any problems anywhere. i got enough people pissed at me for right now...

anyways, so jacob and sean came over tonight. my mom went into bitch mode and wouldnt let me leave...although at 9 she told me i could and then at 10 she said i couldnt. you figure it out. menapause sucks for real!! so we ended up watching a dvd in jacobs car which was...blah. then he got tired and started to fall asleep and my mom started calling my cell all "WHERE ARE YOU??" so i came inside. blah. so i missed the end of final destination. any of you seen it? i wanna know what happens!! we got to the part where alex is in the cabin safe proofing it...come on i know some of you watch A LOT of movies!!

well, i think i'm gonna go to bed now. or call someone...i dunno. something. night :] <33mandaaa

current mood: annoyed

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Tuesday, April 2nd, 2002
9:31 pm - update time!!!
okay i told you i'd update for real later so here i go!

Georgia:

SOOO MUCH FUN!!! And yes, Atlanta is the shit. while i was there i went shopping, hiking, horsebackriding....and i saw two black bears. one was a baby and the other one was big. i wanted to bring the baby one home. mommy and daddy said no. gee, i wonder why? hehe.

i think by far the horseback riding was the most fun. there were 2 lesbians and neither of them knew how to ride a horse. it was quite funny going up the mountain watching these 2 poor women get slammed into every tree because they had no control over the horse. well we got to this field and the wrangler was going to let us run across one by one. well one of the lesbians...had no control and her horse turned to run when it saw my sister going, and the girl instead of staying ont he horse tried to bail off, ended up getting her foot caught in the stirrup, and eventually fell off. she didnt fall from the saddle down she fell from the stirrups down. so it was only like 2 feet. no big deal...she didn't get stepped on at all. so she started crying and basically pulled a drama queen thing and made something huge out of nothing. but it was really quite amusing. then daddy and the wrangler had to drag back the two horses...that was funny. my dad almost got yanked off twice.

the coolest part of the trip was the hike. we went to brasstown bald (the highest mountain in georgia) and at the top you can see tennessee, south carolina, alabama and another state ( i forget which one). it was beautiful up there though.

georgia was so much fun. it was nice to be in the south again. nice people. southern hospitality. i didn't realize how much i missed all the friendliness until i was there.

omg carlos just called. i'm shaking....
i'll write later with details.

<33 mandie

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9:06 pm - this is why i like the texas men :]
Texas Condoms
Prior to her trip to Texas, Virginia had confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip the Lone Star State.

She had wanted to taste some real Texas Barbecue, take in a bona fide Texas Rodeo and have sex with a Texan.

Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared.

"Let me tell you, Buffy," she confided, "they have an indigenous bush down there called Mesquite - and when they slow cook that brisket over that mesquite wood, wow! That beef not only melts in your mouth, the taste is beyond belief! And the men? I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes! These guys wrestle real full-grown bulls like in Spain. Except they ride a horse at full gallop, throw a rope on these huge bulls, then jump off the horse and literally grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground, and tie 'em up. And that's not all! It's a race! They ALL do it and only the fastest gets prize money!"

"Virginia! Come on, tell us! You said you wanted to make love to a Texan! What happened?"

"Well," Virginia admitted, "I'll admit, I was tempted, but when I was at the rodeo and I saw the outline of the condoms in the back pocket of those Texan's jeans, I changed my mind!"


hehehe. my texas girls appreciate this one. right girls? <33mandaaa

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9:01 pm - jokes :]
Viagra
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.

He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"

She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"



Hot Date
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that.

Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents.

He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.

The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."




Condom Factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop" noise. "Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?"

"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide. It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."

"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"

"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"




Grandpa
A Grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a condom on the table. "What's this!?" demands the grandfather. "It's a condom" replies the grandson sheepishly. "What do you use it for?" asks Gramps.

The guy is surprised that his grandpa really doesn't know what a condom is, and lies, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain."

To his surprise his grandpa says "That's a great idea," and goes off to the drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom.

"What size would you like" asks the pharmacist.

"Oh, big enough to fit a camel"





Three Nuns
Three nuns were in the church the other day and the 1st nun says, "I was going through the Father's office and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

"Well, of course I threw them in the trash."

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"

"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns.

"What did you do?" they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.

The third nun fainted.








Foreign Man
A foreign gentleman walks into a pharmacy. "I'd like a box of condoms please" he says.

The pharmacist replies "that'll be 6 bucks plus tax"

"Tacks!! the guy says, In my country these things stay on by themselves!"







Condom Convention
A representative for a condom company was on her way to an international condom convention. While rushing through the airport, she dropped her briefcase carrying her samples, scattering condoms across the floor.

She noticed passersby looking at her as she tried to get the condoms back into her briefcase. "It's okay," she said. "I'm going to a convention."




Married Vs. Single
There was a father and his little boy that went into a local drug store to pick up a prescription. While in the store the little boy was looking around and came upon a rather large display for condoms. The little boy looked at all the brightly colored packages and the different types and the different quantities.

The little boy went to his father and asked "Daddy, what are these condoms for?"

The father, stuttered, and said, "Well, they are for protection from diseases when a man and a woman make love."

The little boy contemplated the concept for a few moments and then asked, "Then why do these come in a package of three?"

The father coyly answered, "Those are for young men in high school. One for Friday night, one for Saturday night and one for Sunday afternoon."

"Uh-Huh," said the little boy, "then why are these in packages of six?"

The father smirked, "Those are for young men in college. There are two for Friday night, two for Saturday night and two for Sunday afternoon."

"Wow," said the little boy in amazement. He then asked, "Well, then why are these packaged a dozen at a time?"

The father answered, "Those, my son, are for married men. One for January, one for February..."




Masturbation
A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to do the wild thing. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?" His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them." Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?" "Yeah, once or twice," he told her. "You mean you've actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked. "Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my girlfriend."

Olympic Condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase. Olympic condoms?, she asks, What makes them so special? There are three colors, he replies, Gold, Silver and Bronze. What color are you going to wear tonight? she asks cheekily. Gold of course, says the man proudly. The wife responds, Really, why dont you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change.

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2:11 pm - ugh here
okay paul i updated! feel better?? heh :X <33


umm....i just got back from georgia. hey alis..wasn't it meg that lived there? hm. it's nice there. the confederate flags hangin everywhere was kinda scary...but still.

OH! actually...nm. heh.

i'll update about my trip to georgia later...i dont feel like doing it right now. i dont have the patience to sit here and type.

I CANT WAIT TO MOVE BACK HOME!!!

love you guys!! <33mandaaa

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